Banter/Quote of the Week
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LSE wannabe quoted as: 'Just wanting a cuddle this weekend'
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Posted by
Michael Emmerson
on
Nov 21st, 2010
Catherine Winney - "is kenya in india"
Posted by
Geordie
on
Nov 21st, 2010
Matthew Thompson: Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all dayGeordie: ME? RUNNING? Think you've got the wrong person mate.
Posted by
Kate Ellis
on
Nov 28th, 2010
Lucy McDonald: Geordie, How long does it take you to get to Rosie's house?Geordie: About and hour
Lucy: So Rosie, How long does it take you to get to Geordie's house?
Posted by
Elly Tickle
on
Nov 28th, 2010
After watching toy story 3, helen comes out with:"do you think toys really do do that?"
Posted by
Libbi Stone
on
Nov 28th, 2010
Lily: I really really need to wee.Bouncer: Sorry love, you will just have to wait there a minute.
*Lily grabs his arm*
Lily: You don't understand, no-one understands, I REALLY need a wee!
Posted by
Geordie
on
Nov 28th, 2010
When watching MOTD in the C Block common room, Ben decides to comment on Bolton's talisman up front.Ben Morris: Look at Kevin Davies, he's got a weird chest to face ratio, he looks like a proud bird!
Posted by
Connor Pearce
on
Dec 7th, 2010
Quote of the week -Gareth Harris 'I love Elton John. If I could sing, I'd sing him to every girl i've mated with...'
Posted by
Geordie
on
Dec 7th, 2010
Sitting in C Block common room watching X Factor and Geordie is taking the piss out of Rosie Tickner's voice, then...Lucy McDonald: Geordie why are you doing that she comes from the same place as you
Geordie: No she doesn't, I'm from the North East, she's from the North West
Lucy: Oh, so how long would it take for you to get to her house?
Geordie: About 1 hour
Then Lucy goes into simple mode and says...
Lucy: Rosie? How long would it take for you to get to Geordie's house?
Geordie & Rosie: I'm pretty sure it's the same distance either way Lucy
Just like to point out that Lucy McDonald is doing a Geography course at Lboro.
Posted by
Kate Ellis
on
Dec 7th, 2010
Elly Tickle: Why does this M&M have an E on it??Lucy McD: ermm hun turn it round...
Elly: still an E ... look
Lucy: (Looks)... nope deffo an M!
Posted by
Jamie Bates
on
Jan 11th, 2011
Rob Seabourne - 'Jamie my mum has more swag than you and she's fat and white!!'
Posted by
Jamie Bates
on
Feb 15th, 2011
Scott Gibson was quoted after the girls IMS basketball team won 24-5 saying ... "God i'm good!"
Posted by
Geordie
on
Feb 15th, 2011
Ed: This fish tastes horrible!Helen: Maybe it's from a different ocean
Posted by
Lily Southern
on
Mar 28th, 2011
Libbi Stone: 'I don't sit down when I pee'
Posted by
Jamie Bates
on
Mar 28th, 2011
Andy Smith - 'I don't do girls'
Posted by
Jack McGuire
on
Mar 28th, 2011
While looking at the DC website Liam Chip Trump said this about the website he helped design;Chip: 'Submit Banter', did I write that?
Soper:......
Jack: Yeah you did
Chip: Thats really gay isn't it!
Soper:...
Jack: Yeah